One more thing...

While interning at Apple, I worked on a historic product launch as a writer for the Marcom Interactive team. During the much-anticipated Keynote, Tim Cook stole one of my lines. I thought we were friends, TC.

The produced work is highly confidential. So if you want to hear more, let's meet in a dimly lit room with padded walls and a trap door. Or at a coffee shop. That works too.